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Sex and the Beach is celebrating its fifth anniversary and the damn good art of blogging. Come join Maria, friends and other bloggers for a laid-back sunset party with an ocean view in South Beach -- that crazy town where it all started. At 7:00 PM we'll announce the winner of the Sex and the Beach contest (ladies, have you submitted your video yet?). Party officially ends at 8 but surely some of us will linger.
Enjoy $5 Punanitinis (Stoli, triple sec and a splash of bitters shaken and served up with orange garnish) or any Stoli mixer drink of your choice, also dirt cheap at five bucks. Other great Clevelander drinks plus beer, wine and appetizers available at their already recession-friendly prices. R & B and Hip Hop spinned by Sunday's DJ. Dress casual!
We're working on some schwag and other goodies. Details to follow!
No ticket required but please RSVP so we have a headcount.
WHEN
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2010 4:00 - 8:00 PM
WHERE
Clevelander
C-Level Rooftop Terrace
1020 Ocean Drive
Miami Beach, FL 33139
Walk in through the main hotel lobby and take the elevator upstairs.
SOCIAL MEDIA STUFF
If you're on Twitter, kindly hashtag any party related tweets #satb5. And don't forget to like us on Facebook!
PARKING
We all know the ass-rape that is parking in South Beach. I purposefully planned this party on a Sunday afternoon so that everyone would not have to refinance their house to park.
Municipal Garages
$1/hour if you park BEFORE 8 PM. After 8 PM, $15 or more flat rate, depending on the whims of the parking mafia.
These are within walking distance of the Clevelander, closest one first:
13th Street and Collins
12th Street and Drexel
7th Street and Collins
Clevelander Valet $15
$5 off if you get a ROCKSTAR REWARDS card, which I encourage you to do so you can enjoy Clevelander local's benefits whenever you go. Stop by at the Sports Bar before coming upstairs and bring your Miami-Dade or Broward ID.
Meters $1.25/hour
Meters are available on the streets but tough to come by unless you have good parking karma.
Where
Clevelander
1020 Ocean Drive
Miami Beach,
FL 33139
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Sex and the Beach
Sex and the Beach is a blog written and published by freelance wordsmith Maria de los Angeles.
